meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle, via pizza)

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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(Source: guy, via pizza)

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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(Source: guy, via pizza)

saturdaycheapthrill:

One of Bo Burnham’s poems for his new poetry book, Egghead. 

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saturdaycheapthrill:

One of Bo Burnham’s poems for his new poetry book, Egghead. 

(Source: vine.co, via mynameisboburnham)

andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

(Source: highgayden, via crystallized-teardrops)

Awolnation ft. Tony the clock

Sail BWEH

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elkian:

fancy-goose:

The gif’s unchanging thousand-yard-stare is fucking with me

(via aosii)

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

(via crystallized-teardrops)

the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

(Source: femalemaincharacter, via sextnoise)