*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
One of Bo Burnham’s poems for his new poetry book, Egghead.
Bo Burnham’s Egghead: Or, You Can’t Survive on Ideas Alone
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
OMG YES PLEASE!!!!!
The gif’s unchanging thousand-yard-stare is fucking with me
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”